Programmer ⚬ Road Runner
For Read Write Poem – Napowrimo #2.
Figuring and imagining
How should it be,
Now begins the writing,
Without certainty how will turn to be.
Anxiety in my mind,
Excitement I can find,
Pleasure in completing
What once I found was challenging.
Placing my mind in tranquility,
Releasing it from any stress,
This job is certainly for me,
As it is what I do best.
For Read Write Poem – Napowrimo #1.
Dying, slowly
The interest inside of me,
Stopped chasing the destiny
I once wanted to be.
Believing it’s no longer possible
It need work of a miracle,
Then You responded to me,
Delivered the strength that gone in me.
Like an electricity shock
You made me realised
My mind being unlocked
Knowing there’s more than meets the eyes.
With a splash onto my soul,
I must catch my goal,
Not to let it die as a dream,
As it’s a sin that could never be redeem.
This hilarious article was shown by a friend. Originally posted at Xanda’s Blog.
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPE can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFT will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPE once, SHAFT twice and SCREW as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPE can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFT or SCREW any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPE and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Managemt